Janet Napolitano starring as “Big Sis” in the sequel to 1984, working title is “2011 and a Half.”

Homeland Security's Janet Napolitano stars in "2011 and 1/2"

Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security darling, stars in the blockbuster sequel to George Orwell’s “1984!” See it now before we make you! (image courtesy of Conspiracy Realist Liam Scheff)